1 ﺍﯾﮏ ﺷﺨﺺ ﻧﮯ ﻣﺸﮩﻮﺭ عربی ﺷﺎﻋﺮ ﻣﺘﻨﺒﯽ ﺳﮯ ﮐﮩﺎ: ﻣﯿﮟ ﻧﮯ ﺩﻭﺭ ﺳﮯ ﺁﭖ ﮐﻮ ﺩﯾﮑﮫ ﮐﺮ ﻋﻮﺭﺕ ﺳﻤﺠﮭﺎ... تو ﻣﺘﻨﺒﯽ ﻧﮯ ﺟﻮﺍﺏ ﺩﯾﺎ: ﻣﯿﮟ ﻧﮯ ﺟﺐ ﺩﻭﺭ ﺳﮯ ﺁﭖ ﮐﻮ ﺩﯾﮑﮭﺎ ﺗﮭﺎ ﺁﭖ ﮐﻮ ﻣﺮﺩ ﺳﻤﺠﮭﺎ ﺗﮭﺎ
2 ﺑﺮﻃﺎﻧﯿﮧ ﮐﮯ ﻣﻮﭨﮯ ﻭﺯﯾﺮﺍﻋﻈﻢ ﭼﺮﭼﻞ ﻧﮯ ﺩﺑﻠﮯ پتلے ﺑﺮﻧﺎﺭﮈ ﺷﻮ ﺳﮯ ﮐﮩﺎ: ﺗﻤﮩﯿﮟ ﺟﻮ ﺩﯾﮑﮭﮯ ﮔﺎ ﻭﮦ ﺳﻮﭼﮯ ﮔﺎ ﮐﮧ ﺑﺮﻃﺎﻧﯿﮧ ﻣﯿﮟ ﻏﺬﺍﺋﯽ ﺑﺤﺮﺍﻥ ﮨﮯ۔ ﺍﺱ ﭘﺮ ﺷﻮ ﻧﮯ ﮐﮩﺎ: اور ﺟﻮ ﺗﻤﮩﯿﮟ ﺩﯾﮑﮭﮯ ﮔﺎ وه ﺍﺱ ﺑﺤﺮﺍﻥ ﮐﺎ ﺳﺒﺐ ﺑﮭﯽ ﺳﻤﺠﮫ ﺟﺎﺋﮯ ﮔﺎ.
3 ﺍﯾﮏ ﻋﺮﺏ دیہاتی ﮔﺪﮬﮯ ﭘﺮ ﺑﯿﭩﮫ ﮐﺮ ﺍﯾﮏ ﮔﺎﻭﮞ ﻣﯿﮟ ﮔﯿﺎ ﺗﻮ ﺍﯾﮏ ﺷﺨﺺ ﻧﮯ ﺍﺱ ﺳﮯ ﮐﮩﺎ: ﻣﯿﮟ ﻧﮯ ﺗﻤﮩﺎﺭﮮ ﮔﺪﮬﮯ ﮐﻮ ﺩﯾﮑﮫ ﮐﺮﺗﻤﮩﯿﮟ ﭘﮩﭽﺎﻥ ﻟﯿﺎ۔ ﺍﺱ ﻧﮯ ﻓﻮﺭﺍ ﮐﮩﺎ: ﺟﯽ ﮨﺎﮞ ﮔﺪﮬﮯ ﮐﻮ ﮔﺪﮬﺎ ﮨﯽ ﭘﮩﭽﺎنتا ﮨﮯ
4 ﺍﯾﮏ ﺁﺩﻣﯽ ﻧﮯ ﺍﯾﮏ ﺧﺎﺗﻮﻥ ﺳﮯ ﮐﮩﺎ: ﺗﻢ ﮐﺘﻨﯽ ﺧﻮﺑﺼﻮﺭﺕ ﮨﻮ؟ ﺧﺎﺗﻮﻥ ﻧﮯ ﮐﮩﺎ: ﮐﺎﺵ ﺗﻢ ﺑﮭﯽ ﺧﻮﺑﺼﻮﺭﺕ ﮨﻮﺗﮯ ﺗﻮ ﻣﯿﮟ ﺑﮭﯽ ﺗﻢ ﺳﮯ ﯾﮩﯽ ﮐﮩﺘﯽ۔ ﺁﺩﻣﯽ ﻧﮯ ﮐﮩﺎ ﮐﻮﺋﯽ بات ﻧﮩﯿﮟ تم بھی ﻣﯿﺮﯼ ﻃﺮﺡ ﺟﮭﻮﭦ ﺑﻮل دو.
5 ﺍﯾﮏ ﺧﺎﺗﻮﻥ ﮐﺴﯽ ﮔﺎﻭﮞ ﻣﯿﮟ ﭼﺎﺭ ﮔﺪﮬﻮﮞ ﮐﻮ ﮨﺎﻧﮏ ﮐﺮ ﮐﮭﯿﺘﻮﮞ ﻣﯿﮟ لے ﺟﺎﺭﮨﯽ ﺗﮭﯽ، ﺩﻭ منچلے ﺳﺎﻣﻨﮯ ﺳﮯ ﺁﺋﮯ ﺍﻭﺭ کہنے لگے کہ: ﺻﺒﺢ ﺑﺨﯿﺮ ﮔﺪﮬﻮﮞ ﮐﯽ ﻣﺎﮞ. ﺧﺎﺗﻮﻥ ﻧﮯ ﻓﻮﺭﺍ جواب دیا: ﺻﺒﺢ ﺑﺨﯿﺮ ﻣﯿﺮﮮ ﺑﭽﻮﮞ
6 ﺍﯾﮏ عرب دیہاتی ﺍﯾﮏ ﺑﺎﺭ ﺍﯾﮏ ﻋﺮﺏ ﺷﮩﺰﺍﺩﮮ ﮐﮯ ﺳﺎﺗﮫ ﺑﮑﺮﯼ ﮐﺎ ﮔﻮﺷﺖ ﮐﮭﺎ ﺭﮨﺎ ﺗﮭﺎ، ﺷﮩﺰﺍﺩﮮ ﻧﮯ دیہاتی ﮐﯽ ﺟﺎﻧﺐ ﺳﮯ ﺟﻠﺪﯼ ﺟﻠﺪﯼ ﮐﮭﺎﻧﮯ ﮐﻮ ﺩﯾﮑﮫ ﮐﺮ ﮐﮩﺎ: ﺑﮑﺮﯼ ﮐﺎ ﮔﻮﺷﺖ تو ایسے ﮐﮭﺎﺭﮨﮯ ﮨﻮ ﮔﻮﯾﺎ ﺍﺱ ﮐﯽ ﻣﺎﮞ ﻧﮯ ﺗﻤﮩﯿﮟ کبھی ﺳﯿﻨﮓ ﻣﺎﺭا ہو؟ دیہاتی ﻧﮯ ﻓﻮﺭﺍ ﮐﮩﺎ: اور ﺗﻢ ﺍیسے ﮐﮭﺎ ﺭﮨﮯ ﮨﻮ جیسے ﺍﺱ ﮐﯽ ﻣﺎﮞ ﺗﻤﮩﺎﺭﯼ ﺭﺿﺎﻋﯽ ﻣﺎﮞ ﺗﮭﯽ
1 A person said to the famous Arabic poet Mutanbi: I saw you from a distance and thought you were a woman... So Mutanbi replied: When I saw you from a distance, I thought you were a man.
2 The fat Prime Minister of Britain Churchill said to the thin Bernard Shue: Those who see you will think that there is a food crisis in Britain. Shune said on this: And what you will see will also be considered as the cause of this crisis.
3 An Arab villager sat on a donkey and went to a village. A person said to him: I recognized your donkey by looking at it. He immediately said: Yes, the donkey knows the donkey.
4 A man said to a woman: How beautiful are you? The woman said: If only you were beautiful, I would say the same to you. The man said nothing, you too speak my way.
5 A woman in a village was taking four oxen to the farm, two men came from the front and said: Good morning oxen. The woman immediately replied: Good morning my child.
6 An Arab villager was once eating goat meat with an Arab prince. The prince looked at the villager's fast food and said: Goat meat is eaten as if it had never been eaten, don't you? The villager immediately said: And you are saying it as if it was your food.