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زمانہ طالب علمی ﻣﯿﮟ ﮐﮭﺎﻧﺎ ﺑﻨﺎﻧﮯ ﮐﮯ ﺷﻮﻕ ﻣﯿﮟ ﺍﯾﮏ ﺩﻓﻌﮧ ﻣﯿﮟ ﻧﮯ ﺍﭘﻨﯽ ﺍﯾﮏ ﺧﺎﺗﻮﻥ دوست ﺳﮯ ﻓﺮﻣﺎﺋﺶ ﮐﯽ ﮐﮧ ﻣﺠﮭﮯ ﺑﮭﻨﮉﯾﺎﮞ ﺑﮩﺖ ﭘﺴﻨﺪ ﮨﯿﮟ ﻟﮩﺬﺍ ﺍﮔﺮ ﻭﮦ ﭘﺴﻨﺪ ﮐﺮﯾﮟ ﺗﻮ ﻣﺠﮭﮯ ﺑﮭﻨﮉﯾﺎﮞ ﺑﻨﺎﻧﮯ ﮐﯽ ﺗﺮﮐﯿﺐ ﻋﻨﺎﯾﺖ ﻓﺮﻣﺎﺋﯿﮟ ﺗﺎﮐﮧ ﻣﯿﮟ ﺧﻮﺩ ﯾﮧ ﻋﻈﯿﻢ کام ﺳﺮﺍﻧﺠﺎﻡ ﺩے ﺳﮑﻮﮞ ...!
ﺍﻧﮩﻮﮞ ﻧﮯ ﻣﯿﺮﯼ ﻣﺪﺩ ﻓﺮﻣﺎﺋﯽ ﺍﻭﺭ ﺍﯾﮏ ﮐﺎﻏﺬ ﭘﺮ ﺑﮭﻨﮉﯾﺎﮞ ﺑﻨﺎﻧﮯ ﮐﺎ ﻓﺎﺭﻣﻮﻻ ﻟﮑﮫ دیا ﻣﯿﺮﯼ ﺧﻮﺷﯽ ﮐﯽ ﺍﻧﺘﮩﺎ ﻧﮧ ﺭﮨﯽ ﺍﻭﺭ ﻣﯿﮟ ﻧﮯ ﺟﺎ ﮐﺮ ﺍﺣﺘﯿﺎﻁ ﺳﮯ ﮐﺎﻏﺬ ﮐﮭﻮﻻ ﺍﻭﺭ ﺍﯾﮏ ﺍﯾﮏ ﻻﺋﻦ ﮐﮯ ﻣﻄﺎﺑﻖ ﻋﻤﻞ ﮐﺮﺗﺎ رہا ﺳﺐ ﮐﺎﻡ ﺑﮍﺍ ﭨﮭﯿﮏ ﭨﮭﺎﮎ ﮨﻮ ﺭﮨﺎ ﺗﮭﺎ ﺗﺎﮨﻢ ﺁﺧﺮﯼ ﻻﺋﻦ ﭘﺮ ﺁﮐﺮ ﻣﯿﺮﯼ ﺣﯿﺮﺕ ﺩﻭ ﭼﻨﺪ ﮨﻮﮔﺌﯽ...لکھا تها
" ﺍﺏ ﺑﮭﻨﮉﯾﻮﮞ ﮐﻮ ﮐﭽﮫ ﺩﯾﺮ ﮐﮯ ﻟﯿﮯ ﺩﻡ ﭘﺮ ﺭﮐﮫ ﺩﯾﮟ ..."
ﻣﯿﺮﯼ ﺳﻤﺠﮫ ﻣﯿﮟ ﯾﮧ ﻧﮩﯿﮟ ﺁﯾﺎ ﮐﮧ ﮐﺲ ﮐﯽ ﺩﻡ ﭘﺮ ﺭﮐﮭﻮﮞ؟ ﺍﻭﺭ ﺑﮭﻨﮉﯾﻮﮞ ﮐﻮ ﺩﻡ ﭘﺮ ﺭﮐﮭﻨﺎ ﮨﯽ ﮐﯿﻮﮞ ﮨﮯ؟ ﭘﮭﺮ ﺳﻮﭼﺎ ﮐﮧ
ﺷﺎﯾﺪ ﺍﺱ ﻣﯿﮟ ﮐﻮﺋﯽ ﺭﻣﺰ ﮨﻮ ﺍﻭﺭ ﭘﮭﺮ ﺩﻡ ﻭﺍﻟﯽ ﭼﯿﺰ ﮐﯽ ﺗﻼﺵ ﺷﺮﻭﻉ ﮐﺮ دی ...!
ﭘﮭﺮ ﮐﭽﮫ ﮨﯽ ﺩﯾﺮ ﻣﯿﮟ ﻓﻠﯿﭩﺲ ﮐﯽ ﺑﻠﯽ ﻗﺮﯾﺐ ﺳﮯ ﮔﺰﺭﯼ ﺗﻮ ﻣﯿﮟ ﻧﮯ ﺍﺳﮯ ﻟﻠﭽﺎﺋﯽ ﮨﻮﺋﯽ ﻧﻈﺮﻭﮞ ﺳﮯ ﺩﯾﮑﮭﺎ ﺍﻭﺭ ﭘﮭﺮ ﭘﯿﺎﺭ
ﺳﮯ ﭘﭽﮑﺎﺭ ﮐﺮ ﻗﺮﯾﺐ ﺑﻼﯾﺎ- ﻭﮦ ﺑﯿﭽﺎﺭﯼ ﻣﯿﺮﯼ ﺷﮑﻞ ﮐﯽ ﻋﺎﺩﯼ ﺗﮭﯽ ﺍﺱ ﻟﯿﮯ ﺟﮭﺎﻧﺴﮯ ﻣﯿﮟ ﺁﮔﺌﯽ ﻭﺭﻧﮧ ﺍﺳﮯ ﮐﯿﺎ ﭘﺘﮧ ﺗﮭﺎ ﮐﮧ ﻣﯿﮟ ﺍﺳﮯ ﮐﺲ ﺍﺭﺍﺩﮮ ﺳﮯ ﺑﻼ ﺭﮨﺎ ہوں ﻣﯿﮟ ﻧﮯ ﺍﯾﮏ ﭘﯿﺎﻟﮯ ﻣﯿﮟ ﺩﻭﺩﮪ ﺑﮭﺮ ﮐﺮ ﺍﺱ ﮐﮯ ﺳﺎﻣﻨﮯ رکھ دیا ﺍﺱ ﻧﮯ ﺗﺸﮑﺮ ﺑﮭﺮﯼ ﻧﻈﺮﻭﮞ ﺳﮯ ﻣﯿﺮﯼ ﻃﺮﻑ ﺩﯾﮑﮭﺎ ﺍﻭﺭ ﭘﮭﺮ پینے ﻟﮕﯽ،
ﻣﻮﻗﻌﮧ ﺍﭼﮭﺎ ﺗﮭﺎ ﻣﯿﮟ ﻧﮯ ﺍﻃﻤﯿﻨﺎﻥ ﺳﮯ ﺗﯿﺰ ﮔﺮﻡ ﺑﮭﻨﮉﯾﻮﮞ ﻭﺍﻟﯽ ﮨﺎﻧﮉﯼ ﺍﭨﮭﺎﺋﯽ ﺍﻭﺭﺍﺱ ﮐﯽ ﺩﻡ ﭘﺮ ﺭﮐﮫ ﺩﯼ- ﺑﻠﯽ ﮐﯽ ﮨﻮﻟﻨﺎﮎ ﭼﯿﺦ ﺑﻠﻨﺪ ﮨﻮﺋﯽ ﺍﻭﺭ ﻭﮦ ﺍﭼﮭﻞ ﮐﺮ ﭼﮭﺖ ﺳﮯ جا لگی ﮨﺎﻧﮉﯼ ﻣﯿﺮﮮ ﮨﺎﺗﮫ ﺳﮯ ﭼﮭﻮﭦ ﮔﺌﯽ ﺍﻭﺭ ﺗﻘﺮﯾﺒﺎ ﺁﺩﮬﺎ ﮐﻠﻮ ﮐﮯ ﻟﮓ ﺑﮭﮓ ﺑﮭﻨﮉﯼ ﻣﯿﺮﮮ ﮨﺎﺗﮭﻮﮞ ﭘﺮ ﮔﺮ ﮔﺌﯽ ﺍﻭﺭ ﻣﯿﮟ ﺑﮭﯽ ﺑﻠﯽ ﮐﯽ ﺗﻘﻠﯿﺪ ﻣﯿﮟ
ﺯﻭﺭﻭﮞ سے چلایا ﺍﻭﺭ ﺍﺳﮑﮯ ﺑﻌﺪ ﮨﻢ ﺩﻭﻧﻮﮞ ﮐﺎ ﻗﻄﻊ ﺗﻌﻠﻖ ﮨﻮ ﮔﯿﺎ ...!
ﺍﮔﻠﮯ ﺩﻥ ﻣﯿﮟ ﻧﮯ ان محترمہ ﮐﻮ ﺍﺱ ﮐﺮﺑﻨﺎﮎ ﺳﺎﻧﺤﮯ ﮐﮯ ﺑﺎﺭﮮ ﻣﯿﮟ ﺑﺘﺎﯾﺎ ﺗﻮ ﻣﻮﺻﻮﻓﮧ ﺩﻭﭘﭩﮧ ﻣﻨﮧ ﻣﯿﮟ ﻟﮯ ﮐﺮ ہنس پڑیں ﺍﻭﺭ ﮐﮩﻨﮯ ﻟﮕﯿﮟ ﮐﮧ ﺩُﻡ ﭘﺮ ﻧﮩﯿﮟ ﺩَﻡ ﭘﺮ ﮐﮩﺎ تها .....
ﻣﯿﺮﯼ ﮐﮭﺎﻧﺎ ﭘﮑﺎﻧﮯ ﮐﯽ ﺣﺴﺮﺕ ہی دم توڑ گئی ﺍﻭﺭ وہ دن اور آج کا دن ہو والدہ ﻧﮯ ﻣﯿﺮﺍ ﮐﭽﻦ ﺍﻭﺭ ﺑﻠﯽ ﮐﯽ ﻃﺮﻑ ﺟﺎﻧﺎ ﺳﺨﺖ ﻣﻤﻨﻮﻉ ﻗﺮﺍﺭ دے دیا۔
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During my student days, in the passion of cooking, I once asked a lady friend that I like Bhindiya very much, so if she likes it, please give me the recipe for making Bhindiya. So that I can accomplish great things by myself.. .!
He helped me and wrote down the formula for making Bhandiya on a piece of paper, I was overjoyed and I opened the paper carefully and followed the lines one by one. Work is going on, but the last line. But my surprise will be doubled... I wrote
"Now put the eggplant on its tail for a while..."
I don't understand who to blame? And why keep the eggplant on the tail? Then think
Maybe there is a code in it and then started looking for something with a tail...!
Then a little while ago the flats cat passed by and I looked at it with a look of dread and then love.
Called her near - she was used to my poor form, so she came to the place and did she know that I was calling her with no intention. I poured a bowl of milk in front of her. ﺮ He put it with gratitude He looked at me and started drinking.
At that point, I confidently put the hot hand on the cat's tail. Oh, and about half a kilo, I've got my hands full. Also in imitation of the cat
Shouted from Zorro and after that we both got involved...!
The next day, when I told her about the carnage incident, she laughed and started saying that it was not on the tail, but on the tail.....
My passion for cooking died and that day and today my mother has strictly forbidden me to go to the kitchen or the cat.
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